Eight Steps to Ruining Your Internet BusinessYou may not realize that there is a technique to failure. For those of you who can not fail properly, just follow these simple steps and I personally guarantee you to be a total wash-out. 1. Know hype as your friend: Earn $10,000 per hour while drinking lemonade and getting a massage. Gotta go for that one. It’s a real bargain at $29.95. 2. Never research a program: For those who simply cannot accept hype as their buddy, fear not. Having no reliable information about a company works almost as well. 3. Never spend money: Hey, this is all free. If I wanted to make an investment, I’d open a store on Main Street with a $6,000 lease payment every month, $50,000 in inventory, and shell out $10,000 every two weeks in payroll. Yep, that’s how I’d do it. But I sure won’t spend $200 on an effective lead generator. 4. Do not take your business seriously: Who cares? I’d rather be playing free cell. 5. Get as many site hits as humanly possible: Use every advertising source available. So what if BuckHunter103 visits my site on banning all firearms in the world. My hit counter is spinning! 6. Have no plan: Flailing blindly in the dark is sure to waste lots of time and leave you discouraged. A must for failing. 7. Work as little as possible: Work is the ultimate enemy of failure. Where’s that darn free cell bookmark? 8. Quit: If you’ve followed my plan so far, and it still seems you’re on the verge of success, there’s only one thing left to do. QUIT! Over 90% of internet business owners have followed this plan and failed miserably in just a few short days or weeks. Are you next? _____________________________________________________________ Read similar articles: How To Fail... Faster Then a Speeding Bullet!An Introduction to Viral Marketing Ideas to Create Own Work At Home Online Business Product Experience the Strange and Twisted World of Internet Cafes Build and Maintain Websites For Profit How to be Successful Working at Home Sell More of Everything Help Your Visitors Remember You with Buddy Icons Web Design Contract 10 Blazing Ways To Sky-Rocket Your Profits milf cruiser hotels in krakow naples hotel Turbosprê¿arki narty w czechach
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